مرسلة بواسطة omar selim أغسطس 31, 2013

THE GEEK CODE

كود الجيك

اي كود المهاويس " العبقري غريب الأطوار" المحب للعلم جدا فيستغربة الناس

كتب هذا الكود عام 93 يحتاج لتطوير طبعا , هناك اشياء اختفت و اشياء ظهرت ,

لماذا هذا الكود , اذا كنت تعتقد نفسك مهووس فعليك ان تفدم نفسك لباقي المهاويس , افتخر بانك مهووس و ضع تعريف بنفسك بلغة المهووسين في توقيعك

مثال للكود بلغة الجيك

GED/J d-- s:++>: a-- C++(++++) ULU++ P+ L++ E---- W+(-) N+++ o+ K+++ w--- O- M+ V-- PS++>$ PE++>$ Y++ PGP++ t- 5+++ X++R+++>$ tv+ b+ DI+++ D+++ G++++ e++ h r-- y++**

يتكون رمز المهوس من عدة فئات. يتم تصنيف كل فئة بحرف وبعض التصفيات

حالة الحرف تختلف , هناك فرق كبير بين W , w

المتغيرات

يصعب تقسبم المهاويس بدقة لذلك وضعت هذه المتغيرات لتسهل عليهم اختيار تصنيفاتهم

@ لتشير ان الصفة ليست قوية جدا

() لتشير الى النتقال من شئ لاخر مثل المهاويس الذين ينتقلون من C الى #C

> المتمني انت في مكان و تتمنى ان تسئل لمكان اخر او ان تتعلم شئ اخر

على سبيل المثال C++>$ تعني مهووس الكمبيوتر الذي يتمنى ان يربح منه كثيرا يوما ما

$ تشير ان الشخص يكسب مالا منه , مثلا UL+++$

تعني ان الشخص يكسب من اليونكس

؟
ما لم ينص على خلاف ذلك ضمن فئة محددة، و؟ يوضع بعد فئة معرف ويشير إلى أن المهوس لا يوجد لديه المعرفة حول تلك الفئة المحددة. على سبيل المثال، الشخص الذي لم يكن أبدا سمع عن بابل 5

! توضع قبل الفئة. ما لم ينص على خلاف ذلك، يشير إلى أن الشخص يرفض المشاركة في هذه الفئة.

GB -مهووس بالاعمال-- Geek of Business

GC -مهووس الكلاسيكيات-- Geek of Classics

GCA - المهوس بالفنون التجارية- Geek of Commercial Arts

GCM -المهوس من إدارة الكمبيوتر- Geek of Computer Management

GCS -مهووس بعلوم الكمبيوتر - Geek of Computer Science

GCC -مهووس بالاتصالات- Geek of Communications

GE -مهووس بالهندسة -- Geek of Engineering

GED -مهووس بالتعليم- Geek of Education

GFA -مهووس بالفنون الجميلة- Geek of Fine Arts

GG -مهووس بالحكومة -- Geek of Government

GH -مهووس ب العلوم الإنسانية-- Geek of Humanities

GIT -مهووس بتقنية المعلومات- Geek of Information Technology

GJ - مهوس ب الفقه (القانون)-- Geek of Jurisprudence (Law)

GLS -مهووس علم المكتبات- Geek of Library Science

GL -مهووس ب الادب-- Geek of Literature

GMC -- Geek of Mass Communications

GM -مهوس بالرياضيات-- Geek of Math

GMD -مهووس بالطب- Geek of Medicine

GMU -مهووس بالموسيقي - Geek of Music

GPA -مهوس بالفنون المسرحية- Geek of Performing Arts

GP -مهووس بالفلسفة -- Geek of Philosophy

GS -مهوس ب العلوم (الفيزياء، الكيمياء، علم الأحياء، الخ.)-- Geek of Science (Physics, Chemistry, Biology, etc.)

GSS مهوس بالعلوم الاجتماعية (علم النفس، علم الاجتماع، الخ.-- Geek of Social Science (Psychology, Sociology, etc.)

GTW -مهوس ب الكتابة الفنية- Geek of Technical Writing

GO -مهوس بشئ اخر -- Geek of Other. Some types of geeks deviate from the normal geek activities. This is encouraged as true geeks come from all walks of life.

GU -مهوس من 'غير تحديد'. هذا هو منتشرة مع الموظفين الجدد .-- Geek of 'Undecided'. This is a popular vocation with incoming freshmen.

G! - المهوس بدون من أي مؤهلات. حياة بائسة إلى حد ما، .-- Geek of no qualifications. A rather miserable existence, you would think.

GAT - المهوس لجميع الحرف. بالنسبة لأولئك المهوسون التي يمكن أن تفعل أي شيء وكل شيء. GAT عادة ما يحول دون استخدام واصفات مهنية أخرى.- Geek of All Trades. For those geeks that can do anything and everything. GAT usually precludes the use of other vocational descriptors.

الملابس التى ترتديها عادة

المظهر

d++ أنا أميل إلى ارتداء الملابس المحافظة التى تناسب الأعمال التجارية أو ما هو أسوأ، الكرافتة .

I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit or worse, a tie.

d+ بنطلون قميص , لا جينز و لا تيشرت

Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts.

d أنا البس الكثير مثل تلك التي توجد في الإعلانات المصورة. لطيف، مملة، دون حياة أو معنى.

I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring, without life or meaning.

d- بنطلون جينس و تيشيرت

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

d-- التي شيرت ذهب خطة للمستقبل و له رسالة و معني سياسي

My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them.

d--- الجينز الممزقة والقمصان، والثقب الجسم، والوشم بارز.

Punk dresser, including, but not limited to, torn jeans and shirts, body piercings, and prominent tattoos.

dx

Cross Dresser

d? ليس لدي أي فكرة ما ارتديته الآن، ناهيك عن ما ارتديت أمس.

I have no idea what I am wearing right now, let alone what I wore yesterday.

!d

No clothing. Quite a fashion statement, don't you think?

dpu أنا ارتداء نفس الملابس في كل وقت، بغض النظر عن المناسبة

I wear the same clothes all the time, no matter the occasion, forgetting to do laundry between wearings.

Shape الشكل

Geeks come in many shapes and sizes. Shape code is divided into two parts. The first indicates height, while the second indicates roundness. Mix each section to fit yourself. Examples include: s:++, s++:, s++:--.

المهوسون ليس لهم شكل معين ممكن طويل او قزعة مفيش مشكلة

وينقسم رمز الشكل إلى قسمين. أول يدل على ارتفاع، في حين أن الثاني يشير إلى الاستدارة. خلط كل قسم لتتناسب مع نفسك. ومن الأمثلة على ذلك: S: + +، S + +:، S + +: -.

s+++:+++ بعدي بصعوبة من الباب , باخذ 3 كراسي في السينما: I usually have to duck through doors/I take up three movie seats.
s++:++ أنا مرشح كرة السلة / الظهير.: I'm a basketball/linebacker candidate.
s+:+ انا اطول و ممتلئ قليلا: I'm a little taller/rounder than most.
s: انا مهوس متوسط: I'm an average geek
s-:- كثير من الناس يخبروني اني يجب ان اكسب قليل من الوزن: I look up to most people. Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.
s--:-- لو فيه شوية هوا ممكن يطيروني: I look up to damn near everybody. I tend to have to fight against a strong breeze.
s---:--- باخذ معي نوتة عندما اذهب للغداء و عظامي بارزة من جلدي: I take a phone book with me when I go out so I can see to eat dinner. My bones are poking through my skin.

Age كم عمرك

The only way to become a true geek is through practice and experience. To this end, your age becomes an important part of your geekiness. Use the qualifiers below to show your age (in Terran years). Also, please use BASE 10 numbers.

a+++: 60 and up
a++: 50-59
a+: 40-49
a: 30-39
a-: 25-29
a--: 20-24
a---: 15-19
a----: 10-14
a----- مهوس تحت التدريب: 9 and under (Geek in training?)
a?: immortal
!a مش شغلك انا عندي كام سنة: it's none of your business how old I am

In addition, if you wish to give your exact age, you can place the number after the 'a' identifier. For example: a42

COMPUTERS

هناك سجل من المهوسون التي لا تستخدم أجهزة الكمبيوتر. لسوء الحظ، هم جميعا في عداد الأموات، بعد أن عاش في عصر بدون أجهزة الكمبيوتر

There is a record of geeks that don't use computers. Unfortunately, they are all dead, having lived in an era of no computers. All modern geeks have some exposure to computers. If you don't know what a computer is, you need to go back into your shell.

Computers

Most geeks identify themselves by their use of computers and computer networks. In order to quantify your geekiness level on computers, consult the following (consider the term 'computers' synonymous with 'computer network'). This category represents "general" computer aptitude. Categories below will get into specifics.

C++++ ساكون في الصف الاول للحصول على شريحة الكترونية اضعها في دماغي: I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull.
C+++ هل تعني ان هناك حياة خارج الانترنت ؟؟؟ انت بتخدعني , انا لم اجر نفسي خارج المحاضرات منذ اسابيع: You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks.
C++ أجهزة الكمبيوتر هي جزء كبير من وجودي. عندما أستيقظ في الصباح، أول شيء أقوم به هو تسجيل نفسي فيها وأنا لعب الألعاب أو الطين في عطلة نهاية الأسبوع، ولكن ما زلت قادر على البقاء خارج الأكاديمية.: Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
C+ أجهزة الكمبيوتر متعة وأنا أستمتع استخدامها. ألعب لعبة game of DOOM!ويمكني استخدام معالج النصوص من دون اللجوء الى دليل في كثير من الأحيان. وأنا أعرف أن "القرص 3.5 ليس القرص الثابت. أنا أعرف أيضا أنه عندما تقول انها 'اضغط على أي مفتاح للمتابعة'، أنا لم يكن لديك للبحث عن المفتاح المسمى 'أي ANY '.: Computers are fun and I enjoy using them. I play a mean game of DOOM! and can use a word processor without resorting to the manual too often. I know that a 3.5" disk is not a hard disk. I also know that when it says 'press any key to continue', I don't have to look for a key labeled 'ANY'.
C الكمبيوترات هي اداة استخدمها عندما تخدم غرضي: Computers are a tool, nothing more. I use it when it serves my purpose.
C- الكمبيوتر حاجة معقدة اكثر من الالة الكاتبة: Anything more complicated than my calculator and I'm screwed.
C-- هو يعني اية شيفيت: Where's the on switch?
C--- لو كنت تقصد الكمبيوتر فاكسر دماغك: If you even mention computers, I will rip your head off!

UNIX

It seems that a Unix-based operating system is the OS of choice among most geeks. In addition to telling us about your Unix abilities, you can also show which specific Unix OS you are using. To accomplish this, you include a letter showing the brand with your rating. For example: UL++++ would indicate a sysadmin running Linux.

ما هو النظام الذي تفضله

B - BSD (use this unless your BSDish system is mentioned below); L - Linux; U - Ultrix; A - AIX; V - SysV; H - HPUX; I - IRIX; O - OSF/1 (aka Digital Unix); S - Sun OS/Solaris; C - SCO Unix; X - NeXT; * - Some other one not listed
U++++ انا مسؤول النظام , لو حاولت تخترق جهازي لا تعجب اذا فصلت عن بيتك الماء و الكهرباء و اي حاجة اخرها اء: I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to put start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.
U+++ لست بحاجة لكلمة السر او الكراك , لا احد يمكنه ان يراني او يكتشف وجودي , لو لم تعرف كيف فهذه الفئة لا تناسبك: I don't need to crack /etc/passwd because I just modified su so that it doesn't prompt me. The admin staff doesn't even know I'm here. If you don't understand what I just said, this category does NOT apply to you!
U++ المسؤول عن الاجهزة مخنوق مني لاني دائما استهلك كل وقت البروسيسور في محاولة تشغيل البرامج التى لا يحق لي استخدامها ’ ساجرب الكراك و الباسورد الاسبوع القادم لكن لا تخبر احد: I've get the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don't have access to. I'm going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone.
U+ ليس لدي حساب على اليونكس و لكني لا اضيع فرصة: I not only have a Unix account, but I slam VMS any chance get.
U لدي حساب في اليونكس لاعمل عليه الواجب في الصف بتاعي: I have a Unix account to do my stuff in
U- لدي حساب VMS.: I have a VMS account.
U-- رأيت يونكس و لم ارغب فيه . ليه ابقي تعال و انا اقولك: I've seen Unix and didn't like it. DEC rules!
U--- المهوسون في لينكس حمقي في حفلة تنكرية: Unix geeks are actually nerds in disguise.

Perl إذا كنت اعطيت نفسك U + + على الأقل عليك أن تعرف عن بيرل ، , المهوسون غير اليونكس لا يعرفون ما فقدوا

If you enjoy at least U++ status you have to know about Perl, so you might as well rate yourself in this sub-category. Non-Unix geeks don't know what they're missing.

P+++++ أنا لاري وول ، توم كريستيانسن ، أو راندال شوارتز .: I am Larry Wall, Tom Christiansen, or Randal Schwartz.
P++++ أنا لا أكتب بيرل ، وأنا أتكلمه . وقد حلت بيرل جميع لغات البرمجة الأخرى . واعتقد جازما أن كل البرامج يمكن تخفيضها الى سطر واحد . يمكنني استخدام بيرل لتحقيق U + + + .: I don't write Perl, I speak it. Perl has superseded all other programming languages. I firmly believe that all programs can be reduced to a Perl one-liner. I use Perl to achieve U+++ status.
P+++ بيرل هي أداة برمجة قوية جدا . ليس فقط ل أنني لم أعد اكتب البرامج النصية باتش، وأنا أيضا لم تعد تستخدم أو AWK ااا . يمكنني استخدام بيرل لجميع برامج أقل من ألف سطر.: Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl for all programs of less than a thousand lines.
P++ بيرل هي أداة برمجة قوية . أنا لا أكتب البرامج النصية باتش بعد الآن لأنني أكتبها في بيرل .: Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts anymore because I write them in Perl.
P+ وأنا أعلم ما هي بيرل . أنا أحب بيرل . أنا فقط لم اتعلم كثيرا عن بيرل ، وإنما هو على جدول أعمالي .: I know of Perl. I like Perl. I just haven't learned much Perl, but it is on my agenda.
P انا اعلم انها موجودة , بص خلاص: I know Perl exists, but that's all.
P- ما الذي ستعطية لك بيرل ؟؟اكثر من AWK؟: What's Perl got that awk and sed don't have?
P-- المستخدمين بيرل المرضى ، المبرمجين الملتويين الذين هم مجرد رياء .: Perl users are sick, twisted programmers who are just showing off.
P--- بيرل يجمع بين قوة من SH ، وضوح حوار، وأداء AWK مع بساطة C. ينبغي منعه .: Perl combines the power of sh, the clarity of sed, and the performance of awk with the simplicity of C. It should be banned.
P! المشرف لدينا يرفض تنصيبة , يقول انها اداة للقرصنه و انها حاجة استغفر الله العظيم: Our paranoid admin won't let us install Perl! Says it's a "hacking tool".

Linux نظام التشغيل الرائع الذي يعمل على الاجهزة الشخصية

Linux is a hacker-written operating system virtually identical to Unix. It was written for and continues to run on your standard 386/486/Pentium PC, but has also been ported to other systems. Because it is still a young OS, and because it is continually evolving from hacker changes and support, it is important that the geek list his Linux ability.

L+++++ انا لينوس: I am Linus, grovel before me.
L++++ انا ساحر لينكس , بكتب الكود لافطر به , لدي مساحة في غرفتي لاصلاح العيوب في الكيرنال: I am a Linux wizard. I munch C code for breakfast and have enough room left over for a kernel debugging. I have so many patches installed that I lost track about ten versions ago. Linux newbies consider me a net.god.
L+++ استطيع استخدامة و في بعض الاوقات اجيب على اسئلة المستخدمين الاخرين: I use Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions sometimes.
L++ نصبته على جهازي , مرحبا بنظام تشغيل بديل عن الدوس: I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
L+ استخدمت لينكس عدد من المرات , مثلة مثل اي نظام تشغيل اخر: I've managed to get Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.
L انا اعرف ما هو فقط لا اكثر و لا اقل: I know what Linux is, but that's about all
L-: I have no desire to use Linux and frankly don't give a rats patootie about it. There are other, better, operating systems out there. Like Mac, DOS, or Amiga-OS. Or, better yet even, would be another free Unix OS like FreeBSD.
L-- يونكس تالفي Linux = Unix. لذلك لينكس تعبان افضل بيل جيتس: Unix sucks. Because Linux = Unix. Linux Sucks. I worship Bill Gates.
L--- انا يبل جيتس: I am Bill Gates.

Emacs إيماكس

GNU Emacs is the do-all be-everything editor/operating system available for just about every computer architecture out there.

E+++ ايماكس , اتعالج منه نفسيا لشدة حبي له , استخدمة للتحكم في التلفزيون و مكنة التويست , لوو ليك صديق لا يعرف الايماكس , نصيحة ما تعرفهوش: Emacs is my login shell!! M-x doctor is my psychologist! I use emacs to control my TV and toaster oven! All you vi people don't know what you're missing! I read alt.religion.emacs, alt.sex.emacs, and comp.os.emacs.
E++ اعرفة و استخدمة عادة: I know and use elisp regularly!
E+ انه عظيم انا اقرا الايميلات و الاخبار و التويتر الشيخ العريفي من هناك: Emacs is great! I read my mail and news with it!
E انا اعرفة و استخدمة كمحرر: Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my regular editor.
E- ايماكس كبير جدا و غير مناسب لي: Emacs is too big and bloated for my tastes
E-- هو مجرد معالج للنصوص: Emacs is just a fancy word processor
E--- اللعنة عليه: Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!
E---- فليذهب للجحيم: Emacs sucks! pico forever!!!

World Wide Web

It's relatively new. It's little understood. Everybody's doing it. How much of a web-surfer are you?

W+++ انا المسؤول عن الموقع: I am a WebMaster . Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.
W++ لدي موقع موقع خاص بي , ستجدة في توقيعي: I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.
W+ لدي احدث اصدار من فايرفوكس ,: I have the latest version of Netscape, and wander the web only when there's something specific I'm looking for.
W لدي متصفح و اتصال بالانترنت: I have a browser and a connection. Occasionally I'll use them.
W- شبكة الانترنت هي ترجمة لمعني الالم: The web is really a pain. Life was so much easier when you could transfer information by simple ASCII. Now everyone won't even consider your ideas unless you spiff them up with bandwidth-consuming pictures and pointless information links.
W-- المرض كلة موجود في الانترنت: A pox on the Web! It wastes time and bandwidth and just gives the uneducated morons a reason to clutter the Internet.

USENET News

Usenet, a global collection of flaming opinions and senseless babble, was designed as a way to eat up precious spool space on a system's hard drive. It also is a way for people to distribute pornography.

N++++ انا Tim Pierce: I am Tim Pierce
N+++: I read so many newsgroups that the next batch of news comes in before I finish reading the last batch, and I have to read for about 2 hours straight before I'm caught up on the morning's news. Then there's the afternoon...
N++: I read all the news in a select handful of groups.
N+: I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.
N قراتها مره قبل هذا: Usenet News? Sure, I read that once
N- اتجنبها تماما: News is a waste of my time and I avoid it completely
N--: News sucks! 'Nuff said.
N--- اعمل في التايم مجازين: I work for Time Magazine.
N----: I am a Scientologist.
N* كل ما افعلة هو قراءة الاخبار: All I do is read news

Kibo انه كيبو هذا ما نستطيع قولة , اقرا هذه المقالة لتعرف اكثر

Kibo is. That is all that can be said. If you don't understand, read alt.religion.kibology

K++++++ انا كيبو: I am Kibo
K+++++ انا محب لكيبو: I've had sex with Kibo
K++++ لقد قابلته: I've met Kibo
K+++ انا لدي ايميل من كيبو: I've gotten mail from Kibo
K++ انا اقرا كيبو: I've read Kibo
K+ انا احبه: I like Kibo
K انا اعرفة: I know who Kibo is
K- لا اعرفة: I don't know who Kibo is
K-- لا احبة: I dislike Kibo
K--- انا اكرهه و اضربه بشدة: I am currently hunting Kibo down with the intent of ripping his still-beating heart out of his chest and showing it to him as he dies
K---- انا ضد الكيبو: I am Xibo

Microsoft Windows

A good many geeks suffer through the use of various versions of Microsoft's Windows running on or as a replacement for DOS. Rate your Windows Geekiness.

w+++++ انا بيل جيتس: I am Bill Gates
w++++ استخدمت كل انواع الويندوز و السيرفرات لم اري نور الشمس منذ ست شهور: I have Windows, Windows 95, Windows NT, and Windows NT Advanced Server all running on my SMP RISC machine. I haven't seen daylight in six months.
w+++ مبرمج جيد لبرامج الويندوز و الدوس: I am a MS Windows programming god. I wrote a VxD driver to allow MS Windows and DOS to share the use of my waffle iron. P.S. Unix sux.
w++ ابرمج بلغة السي و افكر في استخدام C# ,و كتبت على الاقل DLL واحد: I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've written at least one DLL.
w+ انا عكلت الخلفية و ضبطت الاصوات , الكمبيوتر اصبح كبيتي الخاص: I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire
w انا استخدم الويندوز و لم احبه: Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it.
w- لا زلت تحاول تنصيب الويندوز: I'm still trying to install MS Windows and have at least one peripheral that never works right
w-- انه نكته ذلك الويندوز , انه ليس نظام تشغيل , NT ليس صعب بما كفاية لي
, ويندوز 95 هو عدد مرات سقوطة في الساعة: MS Windows is a joke operating system. Hell, it's not even an operating system. NT is Not Tough enough for me either. 95 is how may times it will crash an hour.
w--- الويندوز رجع التكنولوجيا 10 سنين للخلف , بيل جيتس يجب ان يضرب بالنار: Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.

OS/2

The operating system that looks a lot like Windows, acts a lot like Windows, but is much better than Windows.

O+++ اعيشة و اتنفسة كل احلامي به , انا المضاد لجيتس: I live, eat and breathe OS/2. All of my hard drives are HPFS. I am the Anti-Gates.
O++: I use OS/2 for all my computing needs. I use some DOS and Windows programs, but run them under OS/2. If the program won't run under OS/2, then obviously I don't need it.
O+: I keep a DOS partition on my hard drive "just in case". I'm afraid to try HPFS.
O حصلت علية و نصبته , لكني اعاني معه: I finally managed to get OS/2 installed but wasn't too terribly impressed.
O- متعب لا احبه: Tried it, didn't like it.
O-- انا مش قادر احصل عليه لانصبه: I can't even get the thing to install!
O--- يعيش بيل جيتس: Windows RULES!!! Long live Bill Gates. (See w++++)
O---- انا بيل جيتس بلاش رمرمه: I am Bill Gates of Borg. OS/2 is irrelevant.

Macintosh ماكنتوش

Many geeks have abandoned the character-based computer altogether and moved over to the Macintosh. It in important to give notification of your Mac rating.

M++ انا عبقري ماكنتوش: I am a Mac guru. Anything those DOS putzes and Unix nerds can do, I can do better, and if not, I'll write the damn software to do it.
M+ استخدم في اغلب الاوقات: A Mac has it's uses and I use it quite often.
M استخدمة لكني غير شغوف به: I use a Mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.
M- انه مرض: Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.
M-- انها تجعلك غبي لانها تفعل ما تريد دون ان تعرف كيف حدثت , الاغبياء هم من يستخدمونة: Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to use the system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel.

VMS

Many geeks use the VMS operating system by DEC for all of their mainframe and network activity.

V+++: I am a VMS sysadmin. I wield far more power than those UNIX admins, because UNIX can be found on any dweeb's desktop. Power through obscurity is my motto.
V++: Unix is a passing fad compared to the real power in the universe, my VMS system.
V+: I tend to like VMS better than Unix
V استخدم VMS: I've used VMS.
V- اللينكس افضل لي: Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs.
V--: I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than suffer the agony of working with VMS. It's reminiscent of a dead and decaying pile of moose droppings. Unix rules the universe.

POLITICS

The last few years has seen the rise of the political geek. This phenomena is little understood, but some theorize that it has come about because of the popular media's attempts to demonize the Internet and computer use in general, and the government's willingness to go along with it. Others propose that the aging geek population has simply started taking an interest in the world around them. Some support the "Sun Spot" theory.

Political and Social Issues

We live is a society where everyone not only has a right to, but is expected to, whine and complain about everyone else. Rate where, in general, your political views on different social issues fall.

PS+++
تقنين المخدرات! تسقط الحكومة . " مشروع ملعون ! ": Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. "Fuck the draft!"
PS++ انا مواطن ليبالي ,. أنا بطاقة تحمل عضو في اتحاد الحريات المدنية , إبقاء الإجهاض امن والقانوني .: I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.
PS+: My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.
PS ليس لدي رأي , لا احد يقترب من حيتي: I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my freedoms right now.
PS- اية في حد بيسجل ؟؟؟ افتح التلفزيون على الاخر: Label records! Keep dirty stuff off the TV and the Internet.
PS-- يعارضون التثقيف الجنسي ، وحقوق الإجهاض وحقوق مثلي الجنس . راش ليمبو هو المتحدث الرسمي لي.: Oppose sex education, abortion rights, gay rights. Rush Limbaugh is my spokesman.
PS---: Repent left-wing sinners and change your wicked evil ways. Buchanan/Robertson in '96.

Politics and Economic Issues القضايا الاقتصادية

Social and economic attitudes are seldom on the same side of the political fence. Of course, most geeks don't really care much about economics; having no money left after buying new computer toys.

PE+++ إلغاء تشريع مكافحة الاحتكار . زيادة الضرائب على الجميع ولكن الأغنياء بحيث المال يمكن ينزل تدرجيا إلى الجماهير .: Abolish antitrust legislation. Raise taxes on everyone but the rich so that the money can trickle-down to the masses.
PE++ الحكومة يجب ان تترك الشركات تعمل بحرية و تغسل ايديها من الموضوع: Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much as possible.
PE+ تحقيق التوازن في الميزانية مع خفض الانفاق و تعديله .: Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment.
PE عدم الثقة من الحكومة و رجال الأعمال.: Distrust both government and business.
PE- كل شيء على مايرام لزيادة الإنفاق الحكومي ، ولذا فإننا يمكن أن نساعد الناس الفقراء أكثر . ضريبة على الأغنياء ! خفض ميزانية الدفاع !: It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!
PE--الرأسمالية هي الشر! ينبغي أن توفر الحكومة الخدمات التي تحتاج إليها حقا . يجب أن لا يكون هناك الأغنياء ....: Capitalism is evil! Government should provide the services we really need. Nobody should be rich.

Cypherpunks

With the birth of the overused buzzword "The Information Superhighway", concerns over privacy from evil governmental bad-guys{tm} has led to the formation of of an unofficial, loosely organized band of civil libertarians who spend much of their time discussing how to ensure privacy in the information future. This group is known by some as "cypherpunks" (by others, as anarchistic subversives). To this end, tell us how punkish you are.

Y+++: I am T.C. May
Y++: I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and active around Usenet. I never miss an opportunity to talk about the evils of Clipper and ITAR and the NSA. Orwell's 1984 is more than a story, it is a warning to our's and future generations. I'm a member of the EFF.
Y+: I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.
Y: I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.
Y-: It seems to me that all of these concerns are a little extreme. I mean, the government must be able to protect itself from criminals and the populace from indecent speech.
Y--: Get a life. The only people that need this kind of protection are people with something to hide. I think cypherpunks are just a little paranoid.
Y---: I am L. Detweiler.

PGP نظام تشفير عالمي

Pretty Good Privacy (aka PGP) is a program available on many platforms that will encrypt files so that prying eyes (particularly governmental) can't look at them.

PGP++++: انا Philip Zimmerman
PGP+++: I don't send or answer mail that is not encrypted, or at the very least signed. If you are reading this without decrypting it first, something is wrong. IT DIDN'T COME FROM ME!
PGP++ استخدمت اغلب النسخ , و استخدمها عادة: I have the most recent version and use it regularly
PGP+: "Finger me for my public key"
PGP كنت استخدمة لكن توقفت منذ فترة طويلة: I've used it, but stopped long ago.
PGP- ليس لدي شئ لاخفية: I don't have anything to hide.
PGP--: I feel that the glory of the Internet is in the anarchic, trusting environment that so nurtures the exchange of information. Encryption just bogs that down.
PGP---: If you support encryption on the Internet, you must be a drug dealer or terrorist or something like that.
PGP----: Oh, here is something you all can use that is better (insert Clipper here).

ENTERTAINMENT

المتعة

Geeks love to play. No matter their age, all geeks enjoy playing. Of course, the object of this entertainment takes a myriad of different forms. What is it that pushes a geek to play? Is it simply a desire to relive their childhood? Or perhaps there is a piece of geeky genetic code that requires intellectual stimulation. Who knows, maybe it's a Freudian thing...

Star Trek سلسلة افلام و مسلسلات خيال علمي

اي كلام

Most geeks have an undeniable love for the Star Trek television show (in any of its different incarnations). Because GEEK is often synonymous with TREKKIE (real geeks aren't so anal as to label themselves TREKKER), it is important that all geeks list their Trek rating.

t+++: It's not just a TV show, it's a religion. I know all about warp field dynamics and the principles behind the transporter. I have memorized the TECH manual. I speak Klingon. I go to cons with Vulcan ears on. I have no life.
t++: It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few of the model kits too. But you'll never catch me at one of those conventions. Those people are kooks.
t+: It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.
t مجرد مسلسل اخر زي اي مسلسل: It's just another TV show
t-: Maybe it is just me, but I have no idea what the big deal with Star Trek is. Perhaps I'm missing something but I just think it is bad drama.
t--: Star Trek is just another Space Opera. William Shatner isn't an actor, he's a poser! And what's with this Jean-Luc Picard? A Frenchman with a British accent? Come on. Isn't Voyager just a rehash of Lost in Space? Has Sisko even breathed in the last two seasons? Come on. I'd only watch this show if my remote control broke.
t---: Star Trek SUCKS! It is the worst crap I have ever seen! Hey, all you trekkies out there, GET A LIFE! (William Shatner is a t---)
t*: I identify with Barclay, the greatest of the Trek Geeks.

Babylon 5

For many years, Sci-Fi geeks have wished for a television show that would overcome the limitations of Star Trek. For many, a show called Babylon 5 has met that demand, with a deep storyline, exciting characters and state-of-the-art computer generated effects.

5++++: انا J. Michael Straczynski
5+++ انا اتنفس هذا المسلسل و احس اني اعيش فية: I am a True Worshipper of the Church of Joe who lives eats breathes and thinks Babylon 5, and has Evil thoughts about stealing Joe's videotape archives just to see episodes earlier. I am planning to break into the bank and steal the triple-encoded synopsis of the 5-year arc.
5++ اخيرا مسلسل يرينا المستقبل كيف سيكون: Finally a show that shows what a real future would look like. None of this Picardian "Let's talk about it and be friends" crap. And what's this? We finally get to see a bathroom! Over on that Enterprise, they've been holding it for over seven years!
5+ بابل 5 يعرض بالتأكيد منظور جديد في الخيال العلمي. أنا اشاهدة اسبوعيا .: Babylon 5 certainly presents a fresh perspective in the Sci-Fi universe. I watch it weekly.
5 لقد رايته و غير مبالي به: I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
5- دون المستوي , الممثليين متخشبين: This show is sub-par. The acting is wooden, the special effects are obviously poor quality. In general, it seems like a very cheap Star Trek ripoff.
5--: You call this Sci-Fi? That is such a load of crap! This show is just a soap with bad actors, piss-poor effects, and lame storylines. Puh-leese.

X-Files

The Fox Network's Friday evening show The X-Files has become the staple of Friday geekhood. Any show that has aliens, governmental conspiracies, aliens, psychic powers, aliens, and other weird stuff is, by definition, a geeky show.

X++++: I am Chris Carter
X+++: This is the BEST show on TV, and it's about time. I've seen everything David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson have ever done that been recorded and I'm a loyal Duchovny/ Gillian Anderson fan. I've Converted at least 10 people. I have every episode at SP, debate the fine details on-line, and have a credit for at least 2 YAXAs.
X++: This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd taped everything from the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP tapes. I'll periodically debate online. I've Converted at least 5 people. I've gotten a YAXA.
X+ اترك عائلتي و اذهب لمشاهدته , انه متعة حقيقية: I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.
X مجرد مسلسل اخر: Ho hum. Just another Fox show.
X-: It's ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but, let's face it, it's crap.
X--: If I wanted to watch this kind of stuff, I'd talk to Oliver Stone

Role Playing

Role-playing games such as Dungeons & Dragons have long been a part of the traditional geek life. Because geeks often become so involved in their role-playing that they lose touch with reality, include one of the following role-playing codes.

R+++: I've written and published my own gaming materials.
R++: There is no life outside the role of the die. I know all of piddly rules of (chosen game). _MY_ own warped rules scare the rest of the players.
R+: I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself.
R: Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon
R-: Gosh, what an utter waste of time!
R--: Role-Players are instruments of pure evil.
R---: I work for T$R.
R*: I thought life WAS role-playing?

Television

Many geeks have lives that revolve around television.

tv+++ اتمنى لو كان هناك اكثر , 10000 قناة لا تكفي: There's nothing I can experience "out there" that I can't see coming over my satellite dish. I wish there were MORE channels. I live for the O.J. Trial.
tv++ اترك التلفاز مفتوح دائما حتى لا يفوتني شئ: I just leave the tv on, to make sure I don't miss anything.
tv+ اشاهد التلفزيون يوميا: I watch some tv every day.
tv اشاهد فقط البرامج المفضلة الجديرة بالاهتمام: I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those found on PBS.
tv- اشاهد الاخبار و برامج محددة: I watch tv for the news and 'special programming.'
tv-- افتحه فقط عندما يكون هناك كوارث طبيعية: I turn my tv on during natural disasters.
!tv ليس لدي تلفزيون: I do not own a television.

Books

In addition (or maybe on the other hand), many geeks have lives that revolve around books.

b++++ اقرا كتاب في اليوم , مشترك في مكتبات في 3 محافظات , لدي بطاقة خصم في كافة دور النشر اطلب كتب من دول اخري: I read a book a day. I have library cards in three states. I have discount cards from every major bookstore. I've ordered books from another country to get my Favorite Author Fix.
b+++ استهلك عدد قليل من الكتب اسبوعيا: I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
b++

اجد الوقت لقراءة كتاب واحد لى الاقل شهريا
b+: استمتع بالقراء لكن للاسف ليس لدي وقت
b بقرا الجرائد و كتب خفيفة: I read the newspaper and the occasional book.
b- اقرا عندما لا اجد مصدر اخر للحصول على المعلومة: I read when there is no other way to get the information.
b-- لم اكن اقرا هذه الصفحة في المهاويس , فقط هناك من اخبرني: I did not actually READ the geek code, I just had someone tell me.

Dilbert باختصار انها كوميكس المهاويس

Simply the geekiest comic strip in existence. http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/ for more information.

DI+++++ أنا سكوت آدامز.: I am Scott Adams.
DI++++ استلمت ايميل من سكون ادامس: I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling Class).
DI+++ انا كشخصية ديلبيرت I am a Dilbert prototype
DI++ اعمل مع ناس كشخصيات مثل ديلبيرت و مديرة: I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.
DI+ اقراها يوميا , و غالبا افهمها: I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it
DI لقد قراتها فعلا و فهمتها: I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it
DI- هل تتحدث عن المهندسين: Is that the comic about the engineers?
DI-- لا اقراها و لكني اعتقد ان الكلب هو كيندا: Don't read it, but I think the dog is kinda cute.
DI--- لا اعتقد انه من المضحك أن يسخر من المديرين يحاولون قصارى جهدهم لتشغيل الوحدات التنظيمية.: I don't think it's funny to make fun of managers trying their best to run their organizational units.

DOOM! لعبة محاكاة الواقع الافتراضي ثلاثي الابعاد

عبارة عن شخص يدخل مكان بمسدس و يقاتل

There is a game out for the PCs and other computers called DOOM . It's a 3D virtual reality simulation where you race around and blow things away with large-caliber weaponry. This has led to a series of similar games such as the Star Wars themed Dark Forces. Tell us about your abilities with these 3D games. (yes, some of them aren't actually Doom. Cope!)

D++++اعمل في تطوير هذا البرنامج: I work for iD Software.
D+++ أنا كرنك ملفات PWAD يوميا، مع استكمال حوش جديدة، والأسلحة، والأصوات والخرائط. أنا DOOM.أنا يمكني أن احل الخرائط الأصلية في وضع كابوس مع عيني مغلقة.: I crank out PWAD files daily, complete with new monsters, weaponry, sounds and maps. I'm a DOOM God. I can solve the original maps in nightmare mode with my eyes closed.
D++ لقد لعبت إصدار تجريبي واشترىت واحدة حقيقية وأنا في الواقع جيد جدا في اللعبة. أنا في بعض الأحيان تحميل الملفات PWAD واللعب بها أيضا.: I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too.
D+ انها لعبة ممتعه: It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.
D لقد لعبت المباراة وأنا غير مبال جدا.: I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.
D- انها لعبة عنيفة بشكل مفرط وحماقة خالصة: I've played the game and really didn't think it was all that impressive.
D-- لقد لعيتها و لا اعتقد انها تستحق الكلام عنها: It's an overly-violent game and pure crap
D--- اذهب للجحيم معها انا افتقد زورك: To hell with Doom, I miss Zork.
D----افضل لعبة الاتاري: I've seen better on my Atari 2600

The Geek Code

G+++++ أنا روبرت هايدن: I am Robert Hayden
G++++ لقد قدمت اقتراح للإصدارات المستقبلية من القانون (لاحظ أن إجراء اقتراح لمجرد الحصول على G+ + + + لا يقع التصويت، لديك أيضا إلى ما لا يقل عن التأهل للحصول على G+ + + تصنيف :-): I have made a suggestion for future versions of the code (note that making a suggestion just to get a G++++ rating doesn't count, you also have to at least qualify for a G+++ rating :-)
G+++ لقد حفظت رمز المهوس بأكمله، ويمكن فك رموز الآخرين في رأسي. أنا أعرف عن ظهر قلب مكان العثور على النسخة الحالية من القانون على الشبكة.I have memorized the entire geek code, and can decode others' codes in my head. I know by heart where to find the current version of the code on the net.
G++ أنا أعرف ما يعني كل حرف، ولكن في بعض الأحيان احتاج للبحث عن تفاصيل.: I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.
G+ كنت مرة G+ + (أو أعلى)، ولكن الإصدارات الجديدة تحتاج الى فترة طويلة جدا ومعقدة للغاية.: I was once G++ (or higher), but the new versions are getting too long and too complicated.
G اعرف ماهو هذا الكود: I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
G-

انه مضيعة للوقت

What a tremendous waste of time this Geek Code is.
G-- ليس فقط مضيعة للوقت لكن المؤل يستاهل القتل: Not only a waste of time, but it obviously shows that this Hayden guy needs a life.

LIFESTYLE

Geeks, unlike the lower lifeforms known as nerds, have lives. They have things to do that are in the outside world. Of course, this is usually done with other geeks, but that's not the point. The point is,, that geeks are not necessarily the outcasts society often believes they are. The fact is that society isn't kool enough to be included in our activities.

Education

All geeks have a varying amount of education.

e+++++ أنا ستيفن هوكينج: I am Stephen Hawking
e++++ تمكنت من الحصول على درجة الدكتوراه: Managed to get my Ph.D.
e+++ حصلت على درجة الماجستير: Got a Masters degree
e++ بكالوريوس: Got a Bachelors degree
e+: Got an Associates degree
e ثانوي عامة: Finished High School
e- لم انه مدرسة ثانوية: Haven't finished High School
e-- لم ادخل مدرسة ثانوية: Haven't even entered High School
e* تعلم كل ما يمكن ان تعلمة المدرسة من خلال ثلاثية هتشكوك: I learned everything there is to know about life from the "Hitchhiker's Trilogy".

Housing اخبرنا عن سكنك

Tell us about your geeky home.

h++ اسكن في كهف مع 47 جهاز كمبيوتر , و خط انترنت و اسكن بجانب مطعم بيتزا: Living in a cave with 47 computers and an Internet feed, located near a Dominoes pizza. See !d.
h+ اعيش لوحدي اخرج مره في الاسبوع لاشتري الغداء , مره في الشهر للغشيل: Living alone, get out once a week to buy food, no more than once a month to do laundry. All surfaces covered.
h الاصدقاء يأتون لي كل فترة لنتكلم عن امور المهاويس , في مكان ليهم: Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.
h- اعيش مع واحد او اكثر من المهاويس: Living with one or more registered Geeks.
h-- اعيش مع واحد او اكثر من الناس لذين لا يعرفون المهاويس و يرفضون مشاهدة بابيون 5: Living with one or more people who know nothing about being a Geek and refuse to watch Babylon 5.
h--- متزوج: Married, (persons living romantically with someone might as well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)
h---- متزوج و لدي اطفال: Married with children - Al Bundy can sympathize
h! انا عالق م ابواي: I am stuck living with my parents!
h* لا ادري اين اعيش الان المختبر و مكتبي نفس الشكل: I'm not sure where I live anymore. This lab/workplace seems like home to me.

How to Display Your Code

Now that you have your ratings for each of the above categories, it's time to assemble your code for displaying to the world. Take each category you determined and list them all together with one space between each one. If you run out space on one line, continue it on the next. When completed, it will look something like the following:

GED/J d-- s:++>: a-- C++(++++) ULU++ P+ L++ E---- W+(-) N+++ o+ K+++ w--- O- M+ V-- PS++>$ PE++>$ Y++ PGP++ t- 5+++ X++ R+++>$ tv+ b+ DI+++ D+++ G+++++ e++ h r-- y++**

If you are going to place your Geek Code into your .signature or .plan file (highly recommended), you should create your GEEK CODE BLOCK. This parody of the output created by the PGP program will attempt to universalize how you will see the Geek Code around the net. Your GEEK CODE BLOCK will look like the following:

  -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
  Version: 3.1
  GED/J d-- s:++>: a-- C++(++++) ULU++ P+ L++ E---- W+(-) N+++ o+ K+++ w---
  O- M+ V-- PS++>$ PE++>$ Y++ PGP++ t- 5+++ X++ R+++>$ tv+ b+ DI+++ D+++
  G+++++ e++ h r-- y++**
  ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

As you can see, the actual code hasn't changed. However, the version number of the code you are using is displayed along with lines starting and ending the code. Make sure to duplicate the start and end lines exactly as the example in order to maintain a net-wide standard (ie. five dashes front and back for the BEGIN line and six for the END line, and all capital letters.)

"HELP!" you scream as your mailer or news reader won't let you post more than four lines in the .signature. That is because some anal programs limit the size of your signature. Your next best bet, then is to put your GEEK CODE BLOCK into your .plan file and put something to the effect of "Finger for Geek Code" into your .signature. That, or get a better mailer.

Where to find the Geek Code

The Geek Code is available at the following official sites. All other sites are not official:

Via World Wide Web: http://www.geekcode.com (HTML Format)

Copyright

The Geek Code is copyright (C) 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996 by Robert A. Hayden. All rights reserved. You are free to distribute this code in electronic format provided that the file remains unmodified and this copyright notice remains attached. This copyright prohibits HTMLizing the code for publication on the web. If you wish to publish abstracts or portions of the code, contact the author for permission. If you wish to write an article about the Geek Code, please contact the author. All creatures not native to Earth are exempt from this copyright, however, they must prove that they qualify.
This page is copyright © 1996 Robert A. Hayden. All rights reserved.